I've never been one for earning a laugh at Jennifer Lopez' expense. Perhaps I'm getting soft in my old age. Perhaps
it's this lingering wish that J-Lo will abandon her music career and star in
another Steven Soderberg film. So I'm taking no glee or pleasure from
this report. If the Enquirer is to be believed (*cough*), Lopez mightly wants to bear husband Marc Anthony's seed - but
the male singing sensation insists he's done with kids. That has to have Jennifer seeing red. Or, at least, seeing
Violet.
Why doesn't Mark want more? Because he already has (wait for it)...THREE KIDS! Oh, come, on, you wuss! I have
six on a fraction of your income! Be a man and make your woman happy!!
Ahem. Sorry, Mark. Had to get that out of my system somehow.
